Well that chore was a breeze...

Just got done setting up my domain name. And boy, was THAT a huge process. Btw: it takes two day to set up. WTF. I want instant results got dammit I'm a paying customer!! They don't care. They're all greedy asshats. Sloths who sit behind the computer all day and all night, doing nothing else but crawling out the shadows of the dawning of an intercity business skyscraper. So hopefully within the next week (yeah I said it, "GODADDY girl"), ya jerk. Test it if you want: http://thenuyoricanguy.com/. In the comments field, post which domain provided you used. Thanks, take care ya' hear.

''Thanks Google Image search, you da bomb!"